Long: game consoles →

Pictures released from the operation room of President Barack Obama have given the Playstation console a new lease of life despite recent announcements that all your credit card details would be sold to the highest bidder by employees of Sony Online Entertainment.

Game developer WhiteHouseGames™ has announced the upcoming commercial release of the much vaunted new game controller with integrated buzzer, as seen in the photos taken in Washington during the operation in Pakistan. According to President Obama, “[it’s] awesome how you feel the vibe in your palm when the bullet impacts.”